I am not a huge Facebook fan, but when I do go on it I like to think that my way of "Facebooking" is unique. This is what I do...
Step 1: Try to turn on the computer without throwing it across the room. Then log in and try to use the right password.
Step 2: Awkwardly look at the home page. See what people are up to, then go "oh look a cool link!" Then click on it, become board and go back to the home page.
Step 3: Laugh at all the people that post every second of there day on it, because lets face it if you do that you have no life. If you have enough time to write on Facebook every three minutes then you probably aren't really doing anything to exciting.
Step 4: Look to see if I have any friend requests or notifications. Then become disappointed because I have none.
Step 5: Decide to eat because I got board. Then eat in front of the computer and end up gaining five pounds.
Step 6: Try to think of a clever post. Nothing ever comes to mind, so I just like someone else's post.
Step 7: Realize that I do indeed have a life and should not be on Facebook.
Step 8: Log out, shut down and go see my pony.
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